Hi, nice to meet you.

Hi. My names' Pukito, but let me get to the point...
I was trying to write out a nice story using all of the emoticons for my signature, but it kind of got very long, so I'm going to post it here. (Yay! Procrastination!)

There was once a man with only one eye and everywhere he went, people stared at him . This made him really sad, because he knew that the others were judging him. He cried himself to sleep every night . But one day he woke up, and he had a great idea! Why he...should just wear an eye-patch! So he went and wrote a letter to Santa, asking for an eye patch. On Christmas eve it arrived! So he wore it to pretend that he had a second eye . He went and walked merrily through the city , but stopped when someone threw ninja stars at him . A strange guy walked up to him and shook his head while frowning .

"It really isn't doing it. The eye patch, I mean."
"What?" the man asked .
"I can tell that you only have one eye."
"What? How? NOOOO!!!" the man with the eye patch exclaimed angrily. He was just so shocked that someone could tell...

"Hoho, I didn't mean to offend you, but it's just so obvious."

"Why...why am I not like the others?" the man with the eye patch cried.

"If you really want to be like the others, then there's this surgeon.... .....

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Before he knew it, the man-with-the-eye-patch was standing in front a sign that read 'The Best Surgeon Ever, Just That Way!' He took in a deep breath, and braced himself for this surgery.

The doctor was a very strange looking man . Almost scary, actually.

"So you're here for surgery, yes?" the scary-looking surgeon asked.
"Ahh...ummm...yes. Yes, I suppose I am.."
"900D!" the surgeon giggled , "not lie down so that I can begin."

The lay down, but he felt the blood draining from his face. Was it already too late to run away?

"So you're...uhh..doing the surgery now..?"

"Oh, yes, of course. Unless...YOU DON'T WANT ME TO !? "

"Oh...no. You can go right ahead...," the man said. He was still scared stiff. This was his first surgery, ever.

The scary looking surgeon took out a giant chainsaw, "Yay! It's been a while since I've used this!"

"WOAH...you're using THAAAT?! And you're not even going to put me to sleep?!"
"Yup."
The man fainted.
"Just kidding."

~~~~~~
The man woke up feeling like a million dollars. He couldn't see yet, but he knew that he had two eyes. After walking around aimlessly, he realized that it was hard to do anything without being able to see. "I wonder when I'll be able to see again," he thought to himself, " I'm so excited ! Oh, I know! I'll go to sleep and when I wake up...I know I'll be able to see!" So he jumped into bed and went to sleep again.

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The man sprang out of bed first thing in the morning. He could see again, and it was great! He ran to the nearest washroom and stared at his reflection in the mirror. He couldn't believe it...he had...TWO eyes!
That day, he spent much of his day doing things that you and I take for
granted every day. He roamed the fields, munching on grass along the cows ,
He gave milk to a stray kitten ,
He saw an alien, but didn't believe it ,
He threw a banana peel at a monkey ,
He pat an old bunny ,
He chewed cherries for old grannies ,
He played basketball with the kids . He was so good at it that they invited him to play with them again the next day. He was so happy that he was radiating! But the day was nearly over, so he went home and read a good novel about elephants before he went to sleep.


When he woke up the next day, he walked outside and breathed in the fresh air. It was a great day. He kicked a small rock on the pavement. Unfortunately, it bounced off of the fence and hit him on the head. A young person came by and laughed at him. Ignoring the pain and the young person, he walked off to enjoy the rest of his day somewhere else.

WEEE-WOOO! He thought to himself as he saw a wonderfully beautiful female. MMMH. Hohoho~ But he was a shy lad, so it was difficult to bring himself to talk to her.

"Wh..what's your name?" he asked her.
"My names Flora," she replied.
"Oh, F-Flora?," he stammered, "...what's your sign?"
"What?"
"H-hey...I think you know a friend of mine."
Flora giggled and walked away.

Where did he go wrong?

[End of Chapter 1]

Wh..what's your name?" he asked her.

Right there. Thats where he went wrong. The fool! Talking to a flower head.

I agree with Karma. Talking to the flowerhead was his second bad move. >:O His first was having a scary clown dood be the one to perform his surgery.

Dood. I can't believe that I wrote this. What is wrong with me.

MONIES. MONEY MONEY MONEY. D:

Rainy wrote:MONIES. MONEY MONEY MONEY. D:

MONIES?! WHERE?! HOW?!

In my pocket!

Hide it dood

Dood. I'm just going to take it all and run

Go, go, go dood.

No dood. It's already too late

Theres still time!

Karma wrote:Theres still time!

YES. YES THERE IS

BUT YOU JUST SAID THERE WASN'T.

I KNOWWWW.

Someone must be lying.

Indeed. Indeed.. But who?

I know!

Let's use this nifty new dice thing I got.

Numbers 1-24 means Pookie
Numbers 25-49 means Serene
Numbers 50-74 means me
Numbers 75-100 means you!

The member 'Rainy' has done the following action : Rolled the Dice

'100 Sided' : 44

Oh my, it looks like it's Serene. D:

That lil liar D:<

HOW DID IT KNOW!?!

THE DICE NEVER LIE!

OMG. I'LL GIVE YOU 5 PENCE FOR THAT DICE

1 IS DEAL
2 IS NO DEAL

The member 'Rainy' has done the following action : Rolled the Dice

'2 Sided' : 1